If your gear looks plain… yeah, we got to fix that.
These BS Squirts patches isn’t just for decoration—they’re for the ones who like their setup loud, their style clean, and their attitude just a little unhinged. Whether you’re rocking a range bag, plate carrier, hat, or slapping patches on everything you own, these bring that extra energy.
You got the OG BS Squirts logo—clean, bold, and straight to the point. That’s the one that started all this, the kind of patch that lets people know you’re not just here playing around.
Then you got the Unicorn… yeah, it looks cute, soft colors and all that—but don’t get it twisted. This one’s for people who can rock something funny as hell and still handle business. It’s the kind of patch that makes people double take like “hold up… what is that?”
And then there’s the ATF Guy—man peeking over the wall like he hasn’t been watching the whole damn time. You already know what that one’s about. It’s bold, it’s funny, and yeah… it might make a few people uncomfortable. Good.
Now if you really want to turn it up, the Hoochie Daddy patch got zero chill. Bright, loud, and straight-up main character energy. This one doesn’t blend in—it shows up and makes itself known.












